Irrelephant Says...

crochetmelovely:

quepasacalabaza:

My grandmas is crocheting something for me because I only know how to knit and she keeps mumbling like

"Listen here, shithead"
“I’m bringing you into this world, I’ll unravel your ass right now if you make me mad”
“Damn me and my fat fingers, this is why fat women don’t crochet, this is for frail old ladies”

Classy, grandma.

LOL omg perfection