Irrelephant Says...

Stages of school


1. Ok let’s tackle shit lets get this done
2. It can wait but I’ll definitely do it tomorrow
3. I’ll do it eventually I guess
4. Everything is too much effort
5. You physically and emotionally transform into a piece of ocean kelp you silently photosynthesize and let the tides dictate your fate

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this