Irrelephant Says...

kupo-kupos:

deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

guys its easy to avoid. just drink with a small mouth opening

also they won’t expand forever you silly goose, the size you see in the gif is as big as those things get. I’ve got some somewhere…

kupo-kupos:

deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

guys its easy to avoid. just drink with a small mouth opening

also they won’t expand forever you silly goose, the size you see in the gif is as big as those things get. I’ve got some somewhere…


tell that jerk that an acceptable answer to the relationship question is ' no we're not dating ' because if you dont want to date him then you dont have to and thats that. if anything at this point id take the guy out of your life completely but i understand that that's hard and its entirely up to you i just hope things get better soon from Anonymous

thank you so much for talking to me :) 

The situation’s so hard, because he’s not a jerk, I don’t know, I think he’s just absolutely confused, or is under the impression that a close relationship with a girl HAS to be a romantic one. 

I’ve told him no a dozen times since he brought it up originally, and i have to admit there was some waffling and surprise and alarm the first time he asked me. But since then I’ve been a stalwart ‘I’m your friend’, every time he brings it up, but I don’t think he’ll stop asking until my answer fits into how he thinks the world works. 

I’m just tired of this crap hanging over our heads, and it doesn’t help that a mutual friend keeps bringing our relationship up to him and poking it and saying things like ‘gypped’ and ‘you guys are in a relationship already, just without the benefits’. 

I hope things get better soon too :) thank you <3


gothlolita:

reason s to date me

  • i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
  • i am very popular in nintendogs
  • i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
  • macaroni and cheese
  •      i 

c0rtn3y-carma:

recoverykitty:

Updated with everyone’s requests!
My Neighbor Totoro
Spirited Away
Sleeping Beauty
Finding Nemo
Wall-E
Beauty and the Beast
Tangled
James and the Giant Peach
Mulan
Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club
Clueless
The Little Mermaid
Theres Something About Mary
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Eden of the East: King of Eden
Digimon the Movie
Bee Movie
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One
Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown
Ponyo
Anastasia
The Wizard of Oz
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Clue
Hercules
She’s the Man
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Clerks
Switch
The First Wives Club
The Birdcage
She’s All That
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
Legally Blonde
Miss Congeniality
Spice World
Lion King
El Dorado
Howl’s Moving Castle
Princess Mononoke
Lilo &amp; Stitch
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Coraline
The Emperor’s New Groove
Pitch Perfect
Step Brothers
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows pt 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows pt 2
Imagine Me &amp; You
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Space Jam
The Proposal
Waitress
Galaxy Quest
Spaceballs
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AMAZING!!!! BLESS THIS POST i’m gonna go watch movies now bye

c0rtn3y-carma:

recoverykitty:

Updated with everyone’s requests!

These links work as of 4/5/13 - Please let me know if any stop working!

Please keep in mind that NONE of these should require a download, credit card, or plug in install or anything - those are just ads. Ignore them and close any pop ups. :)

AMAZING!!!! BLESS THIS POST i’m gonna go watch movies now bye